500daysofsassy:

yourgrandmotherspenis:

500daysofsassy:

are you a lobster because baby u make my lobs stir

what the fuck is a lob

i wasn’t hugged as a child

thatweirdhorsegirlspersonal:

sir-laughsalot:

sir-laughsalot:

I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…

I WASN’T KIDDING

officially less attractive than a cat